Funny quotes

Saw these funny quotes on fb posted by my frens, tot of sharing it:

1)Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
2)Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
3)Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
4)Yo momma so dumb that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.